19 | Cali raised | Maine chillin
I like cute shit and things that make people sexually uncomfortable.
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?