19 | Cali raised | Maine chillin
I like cute shit and things that make people sexually uncomfortable.
*eats piece of trash* cannibalism
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude